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Old People Should Not Drive
If you can read this post from a reasonable distance and chew gum without falling out of your chair, you just maybe, possibly, be capable of operating a motor vehicle.
Conversely, if peering at the screen is in any way obfuscated by glaucoma, cataracts, rheumatiz’ medicine or if you’re fidgeting in your chair from an overdose of Geritol that is threatening to overload an already-soggy pair of Depends, maybe there’s a slim possibility that your driving privilege ought to be revoked and you should do all your shopping on TV.
I don’t mean to sound overly bitter, it’s just that far too many senior citizens have been trying to introduce me to my Creator during the past several weeks.
And I’m not a granny or grampy-hater, I just wanna live!
